100 THINGIES

My list - this is a joke..... lol

1) Are you in a complicated relationship? Not in any sort of relationship - thank god

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No, but there is lots I intensly dislike

4) How many houses have you lived in? I can remember 7

5) Favourite candy? Hate candy - she was horrible

6) Have you ever tripped someone? on purpose.... a few - a billion years ago

7) Least favourite school subject? all - I hated skool - and I did as a kid too

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own? none - they are all boots

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? you have gotta be joking.......

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? nope

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: This is a loaded question

12) Favorite genre of music? all sorts from the classics to rock n roll

13) What’s your zodiac sign? Leo - couldn't you guess

14) What time were you born? Oh come on!!!

15) Do you like beer? Not particularly but it contains alcohol so I'll drink it

16) Have you made a prank phone call? can't remember

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? none

18) Are you sarcastic? frequently to annoying people or dumb questions

19) What are your favorite color(s)? Green and black (not necessarily together)

20) How many watches do you own? two but one is broke

21) Summer or winter? both (but not necessarily together)

22) Is anyone in love with you? raflmao (splutter - who would want to?)

23) Favorite color to wear? Black because it is

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Burp - neither unless diluted with alcohol

26) Where is your second home? A Yacht - if I had one

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes, But I can't remember who

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? do candles count?

30) How many video games do you own? heaps

31.) First pet you owned? a spider named cuddles

32) Ever had braces? nope - need teeth for them

33) Do looks matter? Yep - its the packaging that gets your attention - (sometimes the contents are past their use by date though, lol)

34) Do you use chapstick? yeah right

35) Name 3 teachers from high school: Oh come on!!!! That was all a billion years ago - and who took notice of 'em anyway?

36) What’s the first thing you notice about people? Are they breathing? Secondly - are they going to hit me?

37) Are you too forgiving? Nope

38) How many children do you want? You have got to be kidding!! Me? Kids?! No way in hell!!!!!

39) What’s your job title? Too many to list

40) Favorite breakfast meal? don't eat breakfast

41) Do you own a gun? I did once but I got rid of it before I became tempted........

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yep but there is no accounting for stupidity

43) When was the last time you cried? whenever I wake up and realise G.P is still there

44) What did you do last night? thats personal

45) Do you have any tattoos? yep and want more

46) Have you ever called your teacher mummy? raflmao

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No, but I've live in a house of horrors

48) Nicknames? all things uncomplimentary

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Nope.

51) Are you thinking about somebody right now? nope

53) Ever called somebody Boo? nope

54) Do you smoke? yep - its the best thing I ever did

55) Do you own a diamond ring? huh?

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Sometimes, particularly if G.P. is in a N.H.

57) Do you like your hair? Yeah whats left of it

58) Does anyone have a crush on you? raflmao - you have got to be kidding

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Huh? awww geez - I can't remember. I think the ex from hell was there somewhere - explains the memory loss

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? oh yeah right - you are kidding

62) McDonald's or Wendy's? neither

63) What foreign countries have you been to? hell

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - ok good joke - father is dead like a million years ago - and the other - NO WAY IN HELL

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? oh come on........

66) Are you afraid of the dark? nope

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope

68) Do you own a webcam? Yep

69) Have you ever stripped? hahahahahhahahahahaha - yeah right!! Does skinny dipping count back when I was a hippy and no-one wore clothes anyway!!!

70) Ever broke a bone? Yep - arm bone - well the one nearest the thumb

71) Are you religious? not in a conventional sense

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No. MSN but only to the nieces

73) Pringles or Lays? I hate 'em both

74) Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Has anyone looked at my pic lately? well duh - heartbreaker not....

75) Full House or Brady Bunch? another "You have to be kidding"

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? They hadn't been invented back then

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease? Yeah all the time......

79) Do you have any pets? Does G.P. count?

80) Do you own a car? yep

81) Can you cook? I suppose you can call it cooking

82) 3 things that annoy you? people, people and ummmmmm people

83) Do you text message often? Not much

84) Money or love? Money cos it won't break your heart

85) Do you have any scars? Which? Emotional or Physical? I got heaps of both

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A yacht, plenty of booze and the horizon

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? dont watch drivel

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships cause too much grief and I would spend all night try to remember what I was supposed to do with a one night stand

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? huh?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yep but my arterys don't

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? who the hell would watch one least of all the lot?!

92) Do you own a box of crayons? I did once - does that count?

93) Ever done PDA's? What are they? some sort of hand held computer?

94) Who was the last person you said I love you to? snigger

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? G.P.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? given up on that

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? not gunna happen

98) Who was the last person that texted you? ummmmm Fi

99) Who was the last person that called you? Fi

100) Were you named after anyone? The street where my grandmother lived


that should give the shrinks something to work on hee hee